images = new Array(8);

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images[2] = "<a href=  'http://www.sheepholetees.com/order/main/virginmain.php'><img src='http://www.sheepholetees.com/images/shirtsMain/virgin.jpg' border='0' alt='100% virgin.  Nothing's been up there but a couple of fingers and a lot of cotton'></a>";

images[3] = "<a href=  'http://www.sheepholetees.com/order/main/stuckUpmain.php'><img src='http://www.sheepholetees.com/images/shirtsMain/stuckUp.jpg' border='0' alt='I'm not stuck up, I just don't like you'></a>";

images[4] = "<a href=  'http://www.sheepholetees.com/order/main/blindGirlsmain.php'><img src='http://www.sheepholetees.com/images/shirtsMain/blindGirls.jpg' border='0' alt='If you're not blind, get your hands off my tits'></a>";

images[5] = "<a href=  'http://www.sheepholetees.com/order/main/godFriendmain.php'><img src='http://www.sheepholetees.com/images/shirtsMain/godFriend.jpg' border='0' alt='God is my favorite imaginary friend'></a>";

images[6] = "<a href=  'http://www.sheepholetees.com/order/main/moneyShotmain.php'><img src='http://www.sheepholetees.com/images/shirtsMain/moneyShot.gif' border='0' alt='Put my money-shot where your mouth is'></a>";

images[7] = "<a href=  'http://www.sheepholetees.com/order/main/gogglesmain.php'><img src='http://www.sheepholetees.com/images/shirtsMain/goggles.jpg' border='0' alt='Im here for the GOGGLES'></a>";


index = Math.floor(Math.random() * images.length);

document.write(images[index]);